1.中提琴手
1.somebody who plays the viola
1.What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
女裁缝和中提琴手有什么区别呢？
2.Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?
为什么中提手不能用小刀在他背上演奏？
3.What is the similarity between a violist and a prostitute?
中提手和妓女的相似处？
4.How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
为什么说闪电像中提琴手的手指呢？
5."In the future, I would like to bring back a more Western way of teaching music to Macau, " said Ms. Ho, the violist.
中提琴演手凯蒂说，“将来，我希望能把更西方式的音乐教育方法带回澳门。”
6.What do you do with a dead violist?
有个中提琴手死了咋办？
7.How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?
怎样让一个中提琴手演奏极弱震音呢？
8.How do you keep a violist from drowning?
怎样防止中提琴手溺水？
9.If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
如果你把一个中提手和女高音扔到悬崖底下，谁先落地？（两个答案）