1.It's like being an octopus and having these obnoxiously long tentacles, made of titanium, that grip and hold onto anything in your path.
这就像一只章鱼有着长长的可怕的触须，由钛做成，他们紧紧抓住在路上的每一个东西。
2.I love watching Asian guys smell and swirl their wine obnoxiously. And then their faces get all blotchy. Pussies.
我真喜欢看到那些搞笑的亚洲人把酒杯摇了又闻，闻了又摇，好像很陶醉的样子。白痴。